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Alcoholic backseat trinkets
Act 2: Nobody make a smell
Name:blackiestark
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critic n. A person who boasts himself hard to please because nobody tries to please him.
   -- The Devil's Dictionary, Ambrose Bierce

He's a perfect stranger,
Like a cross of himself and a fox.
He's a feeling arranger
And a changer of the ways he talks.
He's the unforeseen danger
The keeper of the key to the locks.
Know when you see him,
Nothing can free him.
Step aside,
open wide,
It's the loner.

If you see him in the subway,
He'll be down at the end of the car.
Watching you move
Until he knows he knows who you are.
When you get off at your station alone,
He'll know that you are.
Know when you see him,
Nothing can free him.
Step aside,
open wide,
It's the loner.

There was a woman he knew
About a year or so ago.
She had something that he needed
And he pleaded with her not to go.
On the day that she left,
He died, but it did not show.
Know when you see him,
Nothing can free him.
Step aside,
open wide,
It's the loner.
   -- Neil Young

"Something went wrong a few years ago and I knew it was a bad thing but I didn't know it was
bad for me. I thought it just happened and then I was going to get over it. But
things keep falling down inside me. I'm sick with it. I keep doing things."
   -- "Roadwork," Stephen King

"Life once wrecked all her dream ships on the sharp rocks of reality; but in the sunny,
fantasy isles of insanity, all her barkentines race into port with canvas billowing and winds
singing through the masts."
   -- How To Win Friends And Influence People, Dale Carnegie

Well, the more you try to shake the cat
The more the thing will bite and scratch
It's best, I think, to leave its fur
and to listen to its silky purr
Some people like to make life
a little tougher than it is
   -- Cake

"All combat takes place at night, in the rain, at the junction of four map segments."
   -- Robert DeNiro, Wag The Dog

"Whatever you do is unimportant. But it is very important that you do it."
   -- Gandhi

"The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ,
Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit
Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line,
Nor all your Tears wash out a Word of it."
   -- Omar Khayyam

I don't have no problem with you fucking me
But I have a little problem with you not fucking me.
   -- Ol' Dirty Bastard

"It's the loneliest feeling in the world -- to find yourself standing up when everyone else is sitting down.
To have everybody look at you and say, 'What's the matter with him?' I know. I know what it feels like.
Walking down an empty street, listening to the sound of your own footsteps. Shutters closed, blinds drawn,
doors locked against you. And you aren't sure whether you're walking towards something, or if you're
just walking away... but all you have to do is knock on any door and say, 'If you let me in, I'll live the way
you want me to live, and I'll think the way you want me to think,' and all the blinds will go up and all the
windows will open, and you'll never be lonely, ever again."
   -- Inherit The Wind

"Trifles make perfection, and perfection is no trifle."
   -- Aristotle

All the times that I cried,
Keeping all the things I knew inside.
It's hard,
But it's harder to ignore it.
If they were right, I'd agree,
But it's them they know, not me.
Now there's a way, and I know
that I have to go,
away,
I know,
I have to go.
   -- Cat Stevens

Nobody ever kicks a dead dog.
   -- Anonymous


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